I am officially 25. We went to P.F. Changs after a long day. Since my blog is MOSTLY HONEST. I will tell what happened today. Well it's mostly "real" if I said what I really think all the time I probably wouldn't have any friends...but that's beside the point.
Today around lunch I started feeling really bad. "Female Stuff" if you will. I don't want to turn away any male readers. So I go to the doc. My doc is in surgery so this nurse practitioner works me in. I was in a lot of pain, and puked a few times. Pelvic pain. So I urinate in the cup and She takes me back to the exam room and says "Your urinalysis came back positive for being pregnant." I was elated! Then on to the ultrasound and blood work and alas, I am not pregnant. Turns out it was a false positive and they aren't quite sure of what the prob is yet or if there is one. I go back in a few weeks. So the moral of the story is...if you see a nurse practitioner by the name of Nita Marcum stick your tongue out at her!
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What?! That is a crazy story. I've never heard of false positives. Only false negatives. So, yeah. I'll punch her if I ever meet her.
PS...Happy "real" Birthday! I {heart} PF Chang's.
I (heart) that you said I (heart) :)
Nita's on my hit list. I can only imagine your roller coaster of feelings in that small amount of time. Lame-O!
indeedo! talk about super happy and then just flat out pissed! You got it sista...
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